tee hee! I just got one which has "a fateful showdown in Istanbul with the The Rosicrucians where a small MacDonalds Franchise is at stake." Sounds perfect Dan-Brown to me!
The only Dan Brown I tried to read was one of his techno-thrillers, and this particular generator seems to be based heavily on the Da Vinci style. Holy Blood, Wholly Bogus.
The ultimate Dan Brown probably has the plot about the NSA Cryptanalyst who, while visiting Vienna, realises that there is a hidden message in the score of The Blue Danube, incomplete because the Radetsky Family have suppressed the original, and so begins the race to discover the One True Cross, stained with the Blood of Christ, which will prove the divine ancestry of the US President. Our heroine then discovers (after a steamy session with a defrocked Cardinal) that the CIA are about to steal the Turin Shroud to ensure the fake evidence is accepted.
And just how did they persaude the Vienna Philharmonic to play the fake version on New Years Day?
Hey, I read that trilogy! At least he hasn't tried to plagiarise the "Queen Arthur" trilogy, with her Knights ("And when Queen Arthur woke up, all her friends the Knights woke up as well") and the Sacred Cats...
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When I read your subject line I thought I was in a parallel universe (What happened to him?!)
This is way cool! :o)
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The ultimate Dan Brown probably has the plot about the NSA Cryptanalyst who, while visiting Vienna, realises that there is a hidden message in the score of The Blue Danube, incomplete because the Radetsky Family have suppressed the original, and so begins the race to discover the One True Cross, stained with the Blood of Christ, which will prove the divine ancestry of the US President. Our heroine then discovers (after a steamy session with a defrocked Cardinal) that the CIA are about to steal the Turin Shroud to ensure the fake evidence is accepted.
And just how did they persaude the Vienna Philharmonic to play the fake version on New Years Day?
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