From "Old Scarlett"'s column in the Peterborough Evening Telegraph

OS was disappointed by the recent four point loss by the England rugby team over the All Blacks. The difference between the two teams must have been due to the ferocious haka war dance at the beginning.
Is it not about time we started to do the same?
Surely the sight of Lewis Moody and the rest of the team with bells on their boots and ribbons a-flow, morris dancing round the menacing Maori's as they performed the haka, would put the fear of God into them, and gain us the all important advantage before the game had started.

I can't get rid of the resulting mental image now. Help!