Toddler Property Laws

[fleetfootmike]

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it it's near me, it's mine.
10. If it's broccoli, it's yours.

Comments

[folkmew.livejournal.com]

GAAAH! (sound of mew rolling on the floor trying to hold her laughter in so as not to wake up the toddler who is sleeping in the next room). YES YES! This is So true!!! Did you write it? I want to credit it properly when I spread it around profusely. :-)